Dr. Scott's electric flesh brush : astonishing cures !!! / by the Pall Mall Electric Association.
The pattern
This still sits in the public-domain pool. No pattern name yet.
Why it works
Bristling electro-magnetic flesh brushes stimulating sluggish skin circulation. Demonstrating vigorous mechanical skin friction turns daily grooming into active nervous revitalization.
Steal this when
When selling specialized grooming brushes by promising invigorating bio-magnetic stimulation.